My sis is Primetime...

When over-exposed skank-tacular socialites have all of their digital information and naked photos posted on the Internet for the entire world to view, there is one person that online websites devoted to consumer electonics run to for commentary:

LINDSAY WEBSTER
Bejeweled Electronic Devices Promoter of the Stars

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